I don’t know about you but clubbing is a strange concept. You go out between the hours of 9pm and 5am, enter a dark room with loud music and overpriced drinks. Maybe I’m old but I’d rather be in bed with my Netflix and snacks. You might want to read my Vibes over VIP post which sums up my love for being a homebody, a little ironic I love to travel right…
Anyway, here are ten thoughts every woman has when she goes to the club:
1. “I need to get there before 11pm otherwise I have to pay to get in.”
2. “Do I look ‘sober’ enough to get in?”
3. “Just because its dark in here doesn’t mean you’re attractive.”
4. “Is this the same Chris Brown song on repeat?”
5. “Heels are not comfortable. Period.”
6. “The best friends are made in the toilets or the smoking area.”
7. “I don’t even wanna be here I just wanted the after-club kebab.”
8. “Who invited this uncle?”
9. “I only came out because I need a new profile pic I don’t even wanna be here.”
10. “I just wanna go home.”
Have you had any of these thoughts whilst being in the club?
Read more:
- Musings: Vibes over VIP
- Musings: My Stripclub Anthems Playlist
- Musings: 10 Outfits to Cancel Plans In
Char xo
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