January 6, 2019

Musings: 10 Thoughts Every Woman Has When She Goes To the Club (With Gifs)

I don’t know about you but clubbing is a strange concept. You go out between the hours of 9pm and 5am, enter a dark room with loud music and overpriced drinks. Maybe I’m old but I’d rather be in bed with my Netflix and snacks. You might want to read my Vibes over VIP post which sums up my love for being a homebody, a little ironic I love to travel right…

Anyway, here are ten thoughts every woman has when she goes to the club:

1. “I need to get there before 11pm otherwise I have to pay to get in.”

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2. “Do I look ‘sober’ enough to get in?”

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3. “Just because its dark in here doesn’t mean you’re attractive.”

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4. “Is this the same Chris Brown song on repeat?”

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5. “Heels are not comfortable. Period.”

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6. “The best friends are made in the toilets or the smoking area.”

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7. “I don’t even wanna be here I just wanted the after-club kebab.”

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8. “Who invited this uncle?”

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9. “I only came out because I need a new profile pic I don’t even wanna be here.”

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10. “I just wanna go home.”

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Have you had any of these thoughts whilst being in the club?

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Char xo

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A Little Bit About Me

Welcome to my little space on the internet, known as Memoirs and Musings. I’m Char, short for Charlotte and my blog/website/diary is dedicated to documenting my Memoirs and Musings, hence the name. I wouldn’t say I was your ‘typical’ blogger either. I don’t care about getting the perfect flatlay or feeling bad for not posting, I just enjoy writing. If you’ve made it this far, thank you for reading. Anyway, I love to travel, indulge in a glass of white wine, when plans are cancelled and purchase overpriced make up.  I guess that’s me in a nutshell, trying to figure out this thing called life, have fun and never lose sight.