Roses are red, birthdays shouldn’t be blue, here are seven Instagram captions from me to you.
[insert photo photo of age balloons, rose petals and a generic hotel room]
2) Due to GDPR regulations I will not be revealing my age
3) Today I am [xx] months old. Some people on this app make me work out their kid’s ages, so work out mine.
4) Birthdays were the worst days, now we sip champagne when we’re thirsty
Notorious B.I.G – Juicy
5) My birthday candles aren’t the only thing getting lit tonight
6) Turnt my birthday into a lifestyle
Drake – Pop Style
7) No shorty, it’s Beyonce,
We gonna’ party like, it’s ya birthday,
We gettin’ naughty like, it’s ya birthday
So put ya drink up in the air if you look sexy!
50 Cent ft. Beyonce – In Da Club
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