March 4, 2020

Musings: 7 x Birthday Instagram Captions

Roses are red, birthdays shouldn’t be blue, here are seven Instagram captions from me to you. 

1) Blessed to see another year.

[insert photo photo of age balloons, rose petals and a generic hotel room]

2) Due to GDPR regulations I will not be revealing my age

3) Today I am [xx] months old. Some people on this app make me work out their kid’s ages, so work out mine. 

4) Birthdays were the worst days, now we sip champagne when we’re thirsty

Notorious B.I.G – Juicy

5) My birthday candles aren’t the only thing getting lit tonight

6) Turnt my birthday into a lifestyle

Drake – Pop Style 

7) No shorty, it’s Beyonce,

We gonna’ party like, it’s ya birthday,

We gettin’ naughty like, it’s ya birthday

So put ya drink up in the air if you look sexy!

50 Cent ft. Beyonce – In Da Club 

When is your birthday?

Char xo 

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Welcome to my little space on the internet, known as Memoirs and Musings. I’m Char, short for Charlotte and my blog/website/diary is dedicated to documenting my Memoirs and Musings, hence the name. I wouldn’t say I was your ‘typical’ blogger either. I don’t care about getting the perfect flatlay or feeling bad for not posting, I just enjoy writing. If you’ve made it this far, thank you for reading. Anyway, I love to travel, indulge in a glass of white wine, when plans are cancelled and purchase overpriced make up.  I guess that’s me in a nutshell, trying to figure out this thing called life, have fun and never lose sight.